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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022) dir. Ryan Coogler ››› Michael B. Jordan as N'Jadaka / Erik “Killmonger” Stevens
#michael b. jordan#michael b fine#baekari#daddy long legs#a tree i'd like to climb#why is he so fine!#lemme find out#black actors#erik 'killmonger' stevens#n'jadaka udaku#black panther: wakanda forever#marvel#movies#dir. ryan coogler#gifs#black panther: wakanda forever gifs#i'm still shocked by this!!!
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kiwi | vernon chwe
🪄 pairing, vernon chwe x reader
🪄 warnings, short, lowercase intended, kind of stupid/incoherent, fluff, kissing, vernon calls reader 'babe', reader calls vernon 'dude' as a pet name, reader teases vernon, lyr's just trying to cope w the debut of buzzcut vernon okay don't judge.
🪄 summary, in which your boyfriend returns home with a buzzcut that looks eerily similar to a kiwi.
🪄 author, i'm still reeling over buzzcut vernon okay...i'm going through the five stages of grief & hoping that it grows on me 🙏 to help w my coping i'm gonna write this short little fic that i hope expresses my feelings about this new haircut in a somewhat coherent way. anyways, enjoy!
🪄 now playing, back on 74, jungle
🪄 word count, 704 | for @kstrucknet
"dude, you actually did it."
those are the first words to leave your mouth as you see your scarily quiet boyfriend enter your shared apartment. his hat is removed quickly, revealing his new hairstyle (or better yet, the lack of hair to style), and you swear you hear a gasp leave your mouth before you say the sentence.
vernon turns around blankly, taking his wireless earbuds from his ear as he stuffs them in his jeans pocket. his pretty brown eyes are widened, a telltale sign he didn't hear what you said before, as he replies with a very dry "huh?"
"your hair. it's....wait─can i even say 'your hair'?" you ask aloud, and vernon's lithe lips curve into a small smile, a chuckle leaving his lips as he shrugs.
"it's up to you, i guess." vernon's voice is deep as usual, but softer with you as he walks up to you. you touch his face first, fingertips sliding across his cheek as you stare at him. he looks the exact same, you know, but he's different now. the buzzcut really did change his face shape; his jawline was more pronounced now, and you could even see the curve of his ears.
"it's gonna be weird, seeing you without bangs to hide behind when you're listening to music," you whisper, and vernon laughs, shaking his head.
"it'll grow back fast, don't worry. i just wanted something new for a change, babe." vernon placates you, and you nod. "i know you did, vern. you don't have to explain to me why you did it." you concede, smiling softly as you wrap your arms around vernon's waist.
he's quiet as he lets you do your thing, and you sigh, breathing in the scent of his deodorant as you pull away. staring up at him again, you clear your throat, blushing.
"can i....touch it?" you ask, and vernon raises his thick eyebrows, confused as to what you mean as he pauses for a second. "touch what?" he asks bluntly, and you cough, gesturing to his hairstyle (you should really stop saying hairstyle).
"can i touch your head?" you ask again, and vernon laughs full out this time, nodding nevertheless as he tilts his head down a little, enabling you to reach it.
running your hands over his buzzed head, the small pricks of his lack of hair tickle your palm. it's weird, seeing it all cut down and shaved to this small prickly-like size. you move your fingers down to his temples, tracing his sideburns before your fingers tug at the tips of his ears.
"you remind me of a kiwi," you say as you pull your hand away, and vernon stands back up to his full height, tilting his head. "a kiwi?"
"yeah. you have kiwi fuzz for hair now." you smile, and vernon chuckles again, voice low as he nods. "kiwi fuzz. i like it."
"i mean, i do too. i'll love you no matter what, even if you are bald." you say teasingly, and vernon raises a sculpted eyebrow, lips parting as you can see the ghost of a smile dancing on his lips.
"i'm not bald, though." vernon says, and you shake your head, gesturing to his head as if it's the most obvious thing in the world.
"you don't have hair." you say, and vernon looks to the side, obviously confused as his eyebrows furrow. "but i do have hair. it's just...really short." he combats, and you sigh, shaking your head.
"vernon, you're literally bald. you can feel the breeze on your scalp. that's what baldness feels like." you shrug, fingertips tracing vernon's jaw as you smile. "it's okay though. like i said, i still love you, dude."
vernon doesn't combat your reservation, falling silent as he lets you do what you do. the smile on his face is visible now, and you can taste the original chapstick on his lips when you kiss him again. he hums into you (something he rarely ever does) when you nip at his lips, voice low and rumbling as he grins when you pull away.
"i'm just teasing, vernon." you say after a few seconds of comfortable quietness, and vernon shrugs, smiling even wider. "i know."
#kpop seventeen#seventeen#svt fic#svt#kstrucknet#svt vernon#vernon fluff#vernon chwe#vernon seventeen#vernon fic#vernon imagine#hansol vernon chwe#vernon#svt x reader#vernon buzzcut#in shock actually#he's a king for doing it fr fr#even if i'm still iffy on it#i'm proud of him for going his own way#u go king#sigh#i missed writing about him#missed him#missed vernon sm#ult bias & celebrity crush forever
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update was literally devastating
#honkai star rail#hsr spoilers#2.2 spoilers#honkai star rail spoilers#stelle#hsr trailblazer#misha hsr#hsr aventurine#textpost#so happy that one of my little ice guys was plot relevant!!!!#what do you mean he's gone forever and I'll never see him again#not even in an event#the story was so good!!! i'm still in shock
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Rest in peace Akira Toriyama-sensei. Thank you for creating and sharing your art and stories. They will forever be in our hearts as will you. May your light continue to shine on us. Thank you for everything.
#dragon ball z#dragon ball#akira toriyama#vegeta#ベジータ#dbz gifs#mydbzgifs#1k#i'm still in shock tbh#he has given us so much with his stories#by creating and keeping vegeta around#thank you for everything#thank you for brightening my life#thank you for being your wonderful you
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HEY guess who's being completely normal about episode 7 :)
anyway it sure ain't me, so I made myself a baby Malleus! I used the single-headed version of Choly Knight's hydra pattern (link will be in replies ↓↓↓) as a base, and just messed with some of the pieces to make him more Mall-y. including sewing all those little claw pieces, then pinning them on and realizing I actually liked him better without them...oh well. to heck with accuracy, I want stubby little dragon legs!
unfortunately, he doesn't photograph very well, especially his forehead scales (they're there! I promise!) (they're made of glitter HTV so they are actually SPARKLY in real life, yet apparently they come out completely invisible in photos, woe). but he is super cuddly and soft so I'm happy with him! just as in canon, he is a product of LOVE. :>
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#toys#sewing#i impulse-bought the pattern the second i saw it and then couldn't work up the motivation to actually make it :')#until i realized how easily it could be malleus-ified#score one for hyperfixations!#(i gotta make the full version at some point though it's pretty incredible)#i will say that turning this beast after sewing was an experience. oof.#but he made it! and he turned out honestly way better than i thought he would#(don't look at my embroidery i-i'm still learning okay)#i'm kind of in shock at how well the topstitching came out out considering i...literally just drew lines in the plush with a pin...#and then stitched over them while trying not to erase them#hey if it works it works
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#i don't even have a caption for this i'm so sorry i'm still in shock#the background music keeps saying he's just a puppy wuppy but this wasn't very puppy wuppy of him#all i can say is that if i could make these gifs bigger i WOULD#mine#soobin#choi soobin#txt#tomorrow x together#ult tag 💖#userhev#cheytermelon#usersemily#useryeonbins#userzaynab#majatual#ninqztual#useroro#usergyukai#tuserflora#eritual#hennatual#ninitual#usergyu#ayabestie#arieslofi#tuserrowan#userax#kpopccc#kpopedit
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#I'm still in shock that she said this#SHE WANTS THEM TO BE TRUELY TOGETHER#IM-#beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlebabes#lydia deetz#winona ryder#interview#beetlejuice 2#beetlejuice sequel#beetlejuice spoilers#potential spoliers#lydia x beetlejuice#beetlejuice x lydia#beetlelyds
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I'm about to watch the new ep I promise but I just had an encounter so baffling that I had to make this
#doctor who#edas#yes I'm a 10 simp#yes I still found this incredibly common dw opinion shocking#truly in an echo chamber of good doctor who opinions
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#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition
#dwedit#doctor who#mrs flood#fifteenth doctor#the master#jacobi!master#tenth doctor#jack harkness#martha jones#twelfth doctor#ninth doctor#*#okay here is my argument: mrs flood IS a time lord but her presence here has nothing to do with the doctor#instead she's here because of ruby. she's seemingly part of/related to the pantheon of discord & we know that ruby is connected to them too#so i think that she was deliberately placed as ruby's neighbor by the pantheon/oldest one/ruby's mom/? in order to watch over her#it also explains why she was there to check on ruby in 1.04. once she realizes she's on the phone w carla she says 'nothing to do with me'#and she leaves. which implies that it COULD have had something to do with her. if it had been something else going on#ANYWAY. to get to the time lordness of it all. rn i personally believe that she's a time lord that's been hiding on earth for 50+ years#bc i don't think she recognized the police box as a tardis initially. that first quote should be taken at face value.#instead picture this: she's watching over ruby as per usual. a police box is there - weird but nbd. then it dematerializes in front of her.#she drops her groceries. she's shocked. she kinda looks scared. if she already knew it was a tardis why would she react like that?#so imo she knows OF tardises. she DIDN'T know the police box was one. and she's worried the time lords have found her hence the fear.#but when nothing happens and nobody comes at her she realizes she's still safe#later when she sees the doctor she realizes the tardis is his/he must be a time lord. he doesn't identify her but that's happened before#so then when she asks him who he is i think what she's actually asking for is his title. WHICH time lord are you.#bc lbr if she knows abt tardises then she knows about time lords and if she knows abt time lords she knows what it means for ruby#to be joining him - and that's why she wishes ruby good luck. meanwhile this is clearly the outcome she WANTS (them to be together)#bc she gets visibly upset when the doctor seems to decide to leave without ruby.#and for once i'm not master clowning bc the list of names the doctor gives out is VERY interesting. some of them we've never heard before:#the bishop; the conquistador; later he adds the pedant and sagi-shi and reiterates the bishop AGAIN. so i wonder if she's the bishop.....
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Tristan Silva my beloved kind beautiful boy who's been through far too much and wears his heart on his sleeve and unconditionally loves/supports those he cares about despite his abandonment issues and his desperation to be chosen I LOVE YOOOOUUUU
blatant evidence of how Dr. Max Bankman is not actually emotionally competent at all when it comes to himself / his life / his relationships despite his sage wisdom to others I LOVE YOOUUUU
network television show explicitly endorsing abortion by saying Avery's next move as a pregnant person is her choice as she considers all options because it's her body I LOVE YOOOUUU
#doctor odyssey#ODY3#hooting. hollering. yodeling even#look. I'm actually shocked she's for real pregnant I'm not gonna lie#but I am going to continue to believe that she decides not to keep the kid yet this makes her realize she may want different life plans#brute force storytelling tactic but whatever. unsubtle show continues to be unsubtle! (<- fond)#either way it’s still all throuple endgame so. I can hang
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Giving V digitigrade legs because I have no chill. Gonna give N some upgrades next in between working on comics. And also pin down what their wings are going to become.
(credit to @sunlit-mess for inspiring V's hip assembly)
The story here is that while helping her mom build a new body for herself, Uzi got curious and asked N if she could take a look at his internals. Which was when she discovered the Disassemblers, while indisputably powerful, were also kitbashed together by a blind idiot god with no understanding of engineering, robotics, or cybernetics (Cyn/the Solver was more concerned with her/their pet murder machines looking cool and didn't think to worry about things like system efficiency because when you're a reality-warping eldritch horror you can just use your cosmic powers to bully the mechanisms into working the way you want them to - the disconcerting squelching and tortured screeching of metal on bone is absolutely supposed to happen. Definitely. Don't worry about it.). Tech nerd that she is, Uzi was unable to let this travesty of engineering stand, so she started compiling ways to improve N and V's designs and make them even more powerful (as you do).
When V found out about this, she had some suggestions.
Close-ups under the cut:
#it'll take Uzi about three seconds to get over the initial shock of being pinned to a wall by a hot robot -#- before she starts being herself about it.#designs on Upgraded V aren't final but I like where they're at so I'm posting them#also sketching out an Upgraded N design and I've got ideas for Solver-form Doll; a new look for Lizzy; and some OCs that I'm cooking up#plus still chipping away at getting my MD fan sequel comic off the ground#murder drones#murder drones fanart#serial designation v#uzi doorman#uzi murder drones#v murder drones#vuzi#violetviolence#aza draws#artists on tumblr
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#poll#canada#??? i was shocked#but also are these still a thing...#i'm scared this is also an age thing
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Not a steddie!dads post believe it or not, but I was thinking about how S1-Steve conks the fuck out after sleeping w/Nancy (which was.......an interesting choice imo) but it got me thinking about what would happen if the same thing happened with Eddie.
Like, all the Upside Down shit is done and they're all healed up and, after pining for each other for ages, Steve and Eddie finally hook up.
It definitely wasn't a gooey, sappy, romantic love confession type of situation, more like the natural culmination of several agonizing months of sexual tension and trying to feel out what the other might be thinking and a pretty aggressive campaign of flirting on Eddie's part that he's certain Steve was matching him on toe-to-toe for at least most of and being badgered by their friends to pull their respective heads out of their respective asses — a glorified hook-up, really.
Yeah, there might have been an undercurrent of more in the way Steve had threaded their fingers together and the way he'd looked at him with those gorgeous hazel eyes of his and the way he'd kissed him like it fucking meant something, but there hadn't been a lot of words.
Eddie's a words kind of guy, believe it or not, and he'd really like to be looped into whatever the hell is going on inside Steve's perplexing brain, thanks, but no.
Instead, afterwards Steve had pulled Eddie into his arms, twined them tight around his waist and tangled their legs together and tucked his face into the curve of Eddie's shoulder, and that was...new, but in a matter of minutes he'd started softly snoring, and that — dozing off after a hook-up so the other can make a discreet exit — is a move Eddie knows intimately, not that knowing it makes it sting any less, because Eddie had thought Steve might be more, that this thing roiling beneath the surface of their friendship could be more than just a one-time thing.
It's actually kind of fucking horseshit, actually, that Steve is expecting Eddie to just leave like this had been nothing more than a chance to get laid, because Eddie knows it's more than that — not because he has good self-esteem or whatever, but because it's so obviously more than that.
The whole thing actually kind of bothers Eddie, and he's always been a petulant shit about things that bother him and he'd never cared too much about doing what he's "supposed to", or whatever, so...fuck it. He's tired and this rich-people mattress is way more comfortable than anything Eddie had slept on before, and Steve needs to grow a pair and face the music of this shit in the morning.
So instead of sliding out of Steve's grip like everyone who came before him, Eddie settles in and forces himself to fall asleep too.
#steve wakes up the next morning and is like *heart eyes* “you're still here?!?”#eddie is just so used to being a borderline-insomniac that he forgot some people don't take a full hour to fall asleep#and steve forgot he can sack out in like 2.5 seconds if he's not careful#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#wow she can write other things#i'm just as shocked as the rest of you
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Skyline
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#i rarely paint so I'm shocked that this turned out#could have been better but like. it's still pretty cool!#art#my art#traditional art#cookie crumbs#painting#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart
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HI, YES, SO, I NEARLY CRIED IN PUBLIC UPON SEEING THIS IN MY DMS YESTERDAY AND I'M STILL NOT OKAY A DAY LATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖
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